In prose, comic gifts for the lottery. A comic, win-win lottery. All the best for children

1. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces)

2. For your kind eyes, a souvenir - read... (fairy tales)

3. Your winnings are still ahead, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).

4. Even the old man Koschey himself swept the dust from his ears with this. (Brush).

5. Here's the ticket, so the ticket, don't rummage through the numbers, Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).

6. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).

7. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride with it. (Machine).

8. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet).

9. The tulle was eaten by moths yesterday, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (a package) in return - there is nothing else!

10. This ball will stop children's crying. (Balloon).

11. To keep the jar full, you need (a lid).

12. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, so hold it (pencil).

13. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (a paperclip).

14. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (tea).

15. Oh, what a great fellow you are, get some (lollipop, Chupa Chups).

16. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).

17. Come on, dear friend, have some (pie).

18. I will not give up (kefir) for any good in the world.

19. For good people I don’t feel sorry for anything, get it as soon as possible, comrade, (the jump rope).

20. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).

21. Vessel for consumption strong drinks. (Thimble).

22. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).

23. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Spoon).

24. It will help you remember an object from long-ago childhood years. (Dummy).

25. You are extremely lucky: kiss the neighbor on the right!

26. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).

27. Pet control product. (Velcro for flies).

28. Soccer ball substitute. (Old tin can).

29. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).

30. Seal of a small enterprise. (Eraser).

31. Washing machine"Little one." (Soap in a soap dish).

32. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).

33. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)

34. Antique hanger. (Nail).

35. You are desperately lucky - you will get (sandwich).

36. There is no more important book than you, only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).

37. Dear comrade, get (a candy), but don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.

38. Lady of the heart. (Matryoshka).

39. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).

40. This prize was given to you to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).

41. This decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. Buy your lady love this necklace. (From toilet paper)

1.And to you, dear guest,
The prize was not easy.
Get it for your luck
The vacuum cleaner is wireless.
(Broom)

2.To look like a “5”,
We have to get up early in the morning,
With a super-duper trainer
Jump two hundred times in a row.
(Jump rope)

3.You are full of charm,
Like the sun dawning.
It will help you make sure
This is your living portrait.
(Mirror)

4.Everyone dreams of getting
The treasured golden key.
Here are the keys to your apartment.
But we don’t know from which one.
(Keys)

5. Don’t get lost in the mainstream of life -
Take care of your personal business.
Let everything be as reliable as in a tank,
We have opened a bank account for you.
(Jar with change)

6. To be cooler than others,
I'd recommend this as soon as possible:
Wherever you are, don’t forget!
Have the “roof” with you.
(Umbrella)

7.You and fortune are friends!
There are many secrets in this fact.
It is no coincidence that we give you
New food processor.
(Knife)

8.Long evenings,
So as not to be idle.
Here is a set for creativity -
You will do handicrafts.
(Thread with needle)

9. We give a sip of joy,
We give an indoor flower.
Let the scents come in the morning
The breeze brings you.
(Artificial flower)

10. At least to someone - not me - please.
Fuck you up.
(Spaghetti)

11.You’ve been dreaming for so long, you believe,
Finally, your time has come.
And now, like everyone else, you have
You are a glass made of crystal.
(Cup)

12.It will be useful to you without words
A fancy deadbolt.
(Espagnolette)

13. Time is not under our control,
But sometimes you can
To a happy childhood
Dive in head first.
(Dummy)

14.Enchant today
In anyone's slippers.
(Shales)

15.Forget about all problems:
Family and global.
You got a new one
Music center.
(Music box)

16.Nowadays painting is in price,
Everyone likes art.
And a picture from the Tretyakov Gallery
It won't fall out of the sky for you.
(Poster)

17. Surprise everyone with health,
Include calcium in your diet.
(Chalk)

18.This sticky thing
It will help you not to get drunk.
(Scotch)

19.Fashionable, what to wear now?
Something you can seduce in!
Get your extreme
To improve intimacy.
(Underpants)

20. There are many different words in the world,
Of all the most important of them -
"Love"! I would like to clarify to all guests:
The love of money warms us.
(Bill)

21.You don’t sleep at work,
You will receive a can of coffee.
(3-in-1 coffee bag)

22.At your neighbor's,
Really, the prize is lucky.
But you get it
Gosloto lottery.
(Another lottery ticket)

23.You cherish hope
About a hot bathhouse, hot...
To kindly and tenderly
Someone was rubbing his back with a washcloth.
(Sponge)

24. Not Russian felt boots,
And the perfume is French.
(Cologne)

25.If you have wit,
Then try a lighter.
(Matches)

26. May your home live for many years
Kind light streams from the chandeliers.
(Bulb)

27. Don’t let anything bother you
The prize protects for life.
Bad odor blocker
Get a respirator.
(Medical bandage)

28. We fulfill your whim,
Your long-awaited service.
(Set of disposable tableware)

29. Let your money live with you,
Rake them with a large shovel.
(Children's scoop)

Everyone loves holidays and celebrations. This is delicious food, beautiful clothes, exquisite drinks. And if you add fun entertainment to all this, the day will turn out to be unforgettable. Costume scenes would be appropriate, cool toasts, lottery. The comic form of each of these actions will help guests feel relaxed and have fun to the fullest!

Congratulations to the heroes of the day

An anniversary is a special holiday, and you need to prepare for it carefully. You can come up with a scenario that suits the character or profession of the birthday person. But the final part will be. In this process, the main thing is more humor. You need to come up with small quatrains and prizes for each of them. Specify the number of guests in advance so that no one is left without a gift.

Balloons

The easiest way to play a lottery is with colorful balloons. You need to tie a ball to each chair with the lot number inside. The guest must make the ball burst and extract his treasured number. Inexpensive items can be used as prizes. A comic lottery will be interesting if the presenter loudly and clearly announces the descriptions of the prizes:

Lucky ticket

A comic anniversary lottery can be played using tickets. Each guest upon entering the premises buys a lottery ticket for a minimum coin. At the end of the evening, prize distribution begins. Guests take turns announcing their ticket number, and the host reads and gives out the winnings:

• “Your prize is unusual - dance a striptease for the hero of the day.”
• “Receive, sign, enjoy the wonderful taste (candy).”
• “The best dentist will treat you without needles (chewing gum).”
• “To know everything and about everyone, you need to leaf through it (the newspaper).”
• “Now you will always be beautiful, like a cool movie star, this is your personal stylist, hairdresser and milliner (comb).”
• “Let a bright, soft light (light bulb) flow in your home for many years.”
• “To rake in money, you need to know about this subject (scoop).”
• “If you don’t want to get sick and not grow old, you need to rub your back more often (with a washcloth).”
• “So as not to oversleep work, feel energetic in the morning (a bag of coffee).”
• "Calcium - important element, eat it - seize the moment (chalk)."

Sportsloto

The lottery is a joke, and even with a sporting twist, it will go off with a bang. This will require a little imagination and props. Put the thinnest guest in boxer shorts. The presenter will announce that today the great world champion has come to congratulate them. And let this athlete hold a lottery. Place lottery tickets with numbers in a beautiful box; guests can draw any of them and try their luck.

This lottery is comic and cheerful and will cheer up bored guests. Come up with a few more simple tasks, such as squatting 30 times. More movements are needed, then the sitting audience will stir up and receive a positive charge.

All the best for children

Children's holiday is a different story. It's best if you choose a separate topic. Pirate parties, princess balls, and “multi-remotes” are very popular. Children can be given candy with their lottery tickets inside. Or invite them to find a box with tickets using a map, having prepared a cache in advance.
More good option- stick the long-awaited tickets to the seat of the chair below with tape. It will be interesting for kids to “get” them on their own. Cheerful comic lottery delights the kids. Examples of statements:

If there are few children, let them pull out several tickets. After all, there are never too many prizes!

A comic lottery is a great way to add brightness to the holiday. None of the guests will refuse to pull out their item.

We partially found this lottery on the Internet, and partially invented it ourselves. Before family holiday participants are given colorful homemade numbers, maybe 2-3, depending on the number of participants. Prizes are purchased in advance, or only those numbers are included in the lottery for which prizes can easily be found on your farm.

JOKIC WIN-WIN LOTTERY "In the Family Circle"

1. Your winnings are still ahead, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
2. For your kind eyes, a souvenir - read (Fairy Tales).
3. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces).
4. Even the old man Koschey himself swept the dust from his ears with this. (Q-tip or brush).
5. Here's the ticket, so the ticket, don't rummage through the numbers, assume there's no winnings - cry and calm down. (Paper handkerchiefs).
6. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
7. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride on it. (Toy car).
8. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet or banknote).
9. Yesterday the tulle was eaten by moths, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (Package) in return - there is nothing else!
10. Lucky for you, this ball will stop a child's crying. (Balloon).
11. To keep the jar full, you need (Lid /on the jar/).
12. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, keep it up (Pencil).
13. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (Paperclip).
14. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (tea /bag or pack/).
15. Oh, what a great fellow you are, here you go (Lollipop-Chupa-Chups).
16. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads made from paper clips or bagels).
17. Come on, dear friend, have some (Pie).
18. I will not give up (Kefir) for any good in the world.
19. Nothing is a pity for good people, get it as soon as possible, dear, (Washcloth).
20. This ticket will help you remember an item from your childhood years gone by. (Dummy, diaper).
21. A vessel for drinking various /strong/ drinks. (Thimble or plastic cup).
22. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
23. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Plastic spoon or fork).
24. That’s the prize, that’s the deal: (Hug) the neighbor on the left!
25. You are extremely lucky: (Kiss) the neighbor on the right!
26. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
27. Pet control product. (Fly stickies, cockroach repellent, fly swatter).
28. You are a great football player, or perhaps a fan, and you were lucky enough to receive a prize - a substitute for a soccer ball. (Old tin can).
29. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
30. A means for erasing unnecessary thoughts. (Eraser).
31. Congratulations! Your winnings are a “Malyutka” washing machine. (Soap).
32. You got some small change, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
33. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle, light bulb)
34. You received a rarity - an antique hanger. (Nail).
35. You are desperately lucky - you will receive (Sandwich).
36. This book is not more important, only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
37. Dear comrade, get (Candy), just don’t eat it yourself, treat it to your neighbor.
38. You got a lady of your heart, and not just one, but 5 /6,7/ at once, you are probably Don Juan? (Matryoshka).
39. Without him there is trouble all around - dirt and cobwebs, but with him there is beauty - a great picture. Get a household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
40. This prize was given to you to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, seeds).
41. This hat is not simple - it is a shower cap (Shower cap).
42. If you want a new hairstyle, get it, my friend, (a comb).
43. It’s an amazing thing, come out into the circle boldly and quickly start dancing, and make us have some fun! (Dance).
44. You got this prize - get up and sing a song to everyone. (Sing a song)
45. Make us laugh from the heart - tell us a joke. (Tell a joke).
46. ​​You’re lucky, so lucky and don’t be surprised - skip ahead on one leg, but don’t smile! (Jump on one leg).
47. The soul and, of course, the body must be clean, get (Shower Gel) - and bathe with confidence!
48. If you love pies and cheesecakes, get it (Vanilin), without it all these buns are not tasty enough!
49. Well, a sweet gift for you - you got (Chocolate).
50. All honest people should keep their mouths in order. (Toothpaste).
51. Here is the food of heroes, eat it quickly! (A packet of instant porridge).
52. Whatever gets stuck between her teeth, she will always get it for you. (Toothpick).
53. If you want a mane like a lion, get (Shampoo) then!
54. There is no need to worry - you (A bag of marmalade), it’s delicious, hurry up, marmalades are good!
55. You like to welcome guests, decorate the table beautifully, to solve this problem you need to be given (Napkins)!
56. To make your studies go smoothly, you will get (Notebook). You can solve problems in it and write more carefully!
57. If it suddenly becomes dark, don’t be afraid of anything. We will give you (the Lantern), and you will turn on the light yourself.
58. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
59. To have countless friends, you need to eat a ton of onions. Well, we'll have to start! And you won't get sick. (Onion).
60. She has a hundred clothes, all without fasteners. We will give you (Cabbage) - your wallet will not be empty.
61. Well, this fellow gets (Cucumber), it is both strong and crunchy, there is nothing sweeter in the world.
62. This gift is for a princess, only a real one, all seriously, not in make-believe - we give you (Peas /dry or in a jar/).
63. Do you love potatoes? We'll give you some. Chew, chew, don’t yawn, and treat your neighbors. (1 potato tuber or bag of chips). 64. This miracle - phentocide will heal a hundred diseases; staphylococcus will escape if you eat (Garlic).
65. A chicken ran past and lost an egg, but it’s not an ordinary egg—it’s chocolate. (Chocolate egg).
66. You’re just fine in your studies / work / - get it (a bag of juice).
67. To test a friend, you need to chew salt. You'll have to eat a whole pound, start (Salt) - that is!
68. To grow big, you need to eat (Mandarin). Bright, sweet, tasty fruit - put it in your mouth quickly.
69. Recently an elephant ran by and told me a terrible dream. As if he sat down on the roof... Well, he sent you (the Mouse - the symbol of 2008).
70. Sun, air and water are our best friends! And so that you don’t get sunstroke while walking, put on a panama hat and walk calmly! (Hat from a newspaper).
71. This ticket gives you a flight, a large plane takes off into the sky. (Paper airplane).
72. For life to be sweet, it’s time to sweeten it! You got (Refined sugar), everyone would be happy with it.
73. Color the world different colors(Paints) will help you. Quickly pick up a brush and draw fairy tales.
74. You will have to try and please people, greet the guests, (Toast) tell us quickly!
75. For the broth to be fragrant, it is absolutely necessary; without (Bay leaf) all food will be bland.
76. If you want a dish to whet your appetite, add spice (Pepper), the taste will really surprise you!
77. It is no coincidence that in the East this vegetable is respected, as it is called an aphrodisiac (Eggplant)!
78. To avoid strife, eat (Tomatoes), you will be cheerful and healthy, you will forget doctors!
79. For everyone in the area to admire your skin, (Hand Cream) will certainly always help in this matter!
80. Gather together, honest people, and get up in the (Round Dance)! You got to start, get up and start singing a song!